Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!
Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem?
Patient: What problem?
A variation
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory?
Patient: What pills?
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Doctor: Next!
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Dentist: Wear a brown tie!
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