Seisline prayer: O Lord, grant that we may always be right, for thou knowest we will never change our minds.
Sanity and insanity overlap a fine gray line.
Say no, then negotiate.
Science is always simple and always profound. It is only the half-truths that are dangerous.
Science is not a sacred cow. Science is a horse. Don’t [...]
Called a blind date to set up a meeting at a restaurant. I said, “I’ll be the one driving the Mercedes and wearing a Rolex.” Never found her, but when I got home my place was robbed.
I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money cannot make me happy.
All inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way.
All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney
All probabilities are really 50%. Either a thing will happen or it won’t.
All rights left. [...]
What’s another word for Thesaurus?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? The guy who wrote that song wrote everything.
My grandfather invented Cliff’s Notes. It all started back in 1912… Well, to make a long story short …
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done, so now I [...]
I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.
The other day, I got one from an Alzheimer’s group. Funny though, they forgot to put my street name on them!
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This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. — Groucho Marx
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Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. — Catch-22
Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat.
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Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.
“It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,” complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower. “Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?”
“Probably that I married you for your money.”
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“Dad, listen,” he shouted, “I�ve finally settled that old McKinney suit.”
“Settled it!” cried his astonished father. “Why, you idiot! We have been living off of that money for five years!”
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