Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets [...]
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. — Guitry
Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn’t. — Borge
Always talk to your wife while you’re making love… if there’s a phone handy.
An archaeologist is the best [...]
If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.
In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it’s curtains!
Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too [...]
This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. — Groucho Marx
We must respect the other fellow’s religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife [...]
Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. — Catch-22
Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat.
Don’t marry for money; you can [...]
Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe?
Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. — W. Somerset Maugham
Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they’re entitled to a [...]
