Droughts are because God didn’t pay his water bill.
Is “tired old cliche” one?
if you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
The sign said “eight items or less”. So I changed my name to Les.
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, “what for?”
Yesterday I [...]
A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, “Don’t you know I’m Polish?”
“Oh, I’m sorry,” the blonde apologizes, “do you want me to start over and talk slower?”
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