There was a famous general named Ma Wu in Han Dynasty.
There had been a drought in summer one year and no crops could survive. It happened that Ma Wu’s army was defeated and had to retreat to the wilds.
Food supplies were few and it was even difficult to find wellspring. Many soldiers and war-horses died [...]
Called a blind date to set up a meeting at a restaurant. I said, “I’ll be the one driving the Mercedes and wearing a Rolex.” Never found her, but when I got home my place was robbed.
I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.
Why doesn’t the fattest [...]
I knocked several times, but you weren’t in. - Opportunity
I once worked as a salesman and was very independent; I took orders from no one.
I think we should really add to the confusion… Let’s call in (Insert Your Favorite Group - Engineering/Financial…)
I think…therefore I am confused.
I will get it done when I [...]
The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. — Groucho Marx
The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and [...]
